Category Archives: Matthew Perry

I Touched Aretha Franklin – R.E.S.P.E.C.T.

Before and After… Way After There are stars in the world who are on a very special Celebrity Touch™ list that I call the “That Bitch is Gonna Die” list.   This is the list of celebrities who I need to … Continue reading

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I Touched Christina Aguilera – The Apple Falls Far From The Tree

My Hair Hurts Me Poor Christina Aguilera can’t seem to catch a break lately.  First she accidentally marries her Uncle Sal, the accountant, which only leads to divorce (and a child who will surely have no chin).  Then she releases … Continue reading

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