Celebrity Touch Target: Lesley Stahl
Why: Because she is on 60 Minutes and had an amazing hairdo at five in the morning
Where: San Francisco International Airport Security Line
How: I was forced to stall for Stahl as she chatted up the clueless TSA guards who thought she was Cybil Shepard (Note to guards: Cybil has had WAY more work done). As she finally passed by me in sensible flats, I grazed her shoulder with my hand. Celebrity touch secured!